i want to take a nap.

something comes within a five foot radius of a clarinet's mouth piece
clarinet player: IS MY REED OKAY???


ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak

omg i did something dumb and i regret it

please please please forget about it please


*accidentally flashes my titties to my webcam* damn bet the nsa loved that one 


Why does interracial automatically mean “white + other”?


head of a woman with the horns of a ram (gérôme), mexican model andrea carrazco

accidentally cracked my thumb

i’m dead now

Reblog this post if you think a B is a good grade


Just an experiment.

im fucking blacklisting cummies


Happy Birthday Stephen King! (September 21, 1947) 

"People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy… and I keep it in a jar on my desk."

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